OUR RATING SYSTEM
(*****) = do NOT miss! This one is as good as they come.
(****) = Fantastic - It's worth the price of the ticket (and then some).
(***) = Average - Nothing really bad, nothing really spectacular...
(**) = Perhaps you should find another movie to see.
(*) =
The bottom of the barrel. It would be hard to find something less entertaining or more unworthy of your time.



Maureen
(Mo) holds a PhD in marine geophysics (Dr. Maureen, to you) and works for the U.S. Geological Survey in Santa Cruz, CA. Maureen enjoys the outdoors (skiing, swimming, hiking, camping), dogs, cooking, singing, getting into (and out of) uncomfortable situations, and most importantly, watching quality movies. She makes a point of seeing as many Oscar-nominated films as possible each year and (correctly) predicting the winners. Her role on this blog is primarily as an advisor, collaborator, and "chime in"-er.

John (Jo) holds a Bachelor's Degree in Nursing, as well as a Bachelor of Arts degree in Film Studies. He currently lives in Chicago, Illinois and works as a nurse. His one true obsession in life is movies... The good, the bad, and everything in between. Other than that, he is busy caring for his cat, painting, writing, exploring Chicago, and debating on whether or not to worship Tilda Swinton as a deity. John is the master and commander and primary author of this blog.

Thursday, April 14, 2016

My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2 (*)

The gang is all back in the surprisingly-delayed and unrequested sequel to one of the most successful independent films of all time (My Big Fat Greek Wedding still remains the highest-grossing romantic comedy of all time, 5th highest grossing film from 2002, highest grossing film to never be #1 at the box office, and is quoted as being one of the most profitable films ever with a 6,150% return on budget). It's a wonder it took them so long to milk this cash cow a little further.

The plot, as the title suggests (though isn't there a funner way to title the movie? I thought long and hard and came up with "My Bigger, Fatter, Greekier Wedding." Not bad, right?) follows our protagonist, Tula (Nia Vardalos) 17 years after the original. A lot has changed, but not too much. The punchline of the first film showed the newly-weds moving into the house next door to Tula's parents. In this film, nearly the whole block is occupied by the Portakalos clan. It's a wonder the local gawkers haven't been asked to relocate yet.

You may remember Tula working as a travel agent, but given the current economy, we learn there is no need for such luxuries in the current Chicago market. Low and behold, she has retreated back to the family's restaurant. Talk about coming full circle.

The titular wedding comes from Tula's parents, Gus and Maria, who find out through a bit of digging that their marriage 50 years ago was never certified by a priest. Cue wedding dress shopping montage. The additional drama comes from Paris, Tula and Ian's daughter, who is deciding whether to go to college in Chicago or flee to New York to claim sanctuary from her looney extended family.

Tonally, the film is very much identical to the original, which is surprising given how little I enjoyed this film. Where the original found humor in the observations of a stereotypical Greek Orthodox family and an outsider's introduction to such a culture, the sequel lags and lags on jokes we already know. Windex cures all, the root of every word is Greek, and Aunt Voula is as zany as ever. Nia Vardalos in the leading role (and returning as screenwriter (the original earned her an Oscar nomination, no less)) is absolutely lost and a clunker of a star. Originally playing it relatively straight amidst the humor, here she gives way to potty humor and overacting galore. In the original, the film was charming and found humor through it. Here, she has written a weak comedy that she thinks will have the same effect.

For being a sequel 14 years in the making, the production felt very rushed, and editing down to camera work is noticeably lacking. The script throws everything but the kitchen sink at us, including a tacked on bit where Joey Fatone reveals himself as gay on the morning of the wedding. Why, I am not sure. John Stamos was billed as a new addition to the cast (fairly genius casting given the film) but phones in a performance of about 5 minutes and promptly is never seen again.

After the flop of the TV show (remember the season run of My Big Fat Greek Life?) and the poor reaction to this year's sequel, I think it has become clear that the 2002 hit was simply a flash in the pan, a film that stood on its own despite the studio want to squeeze every last nickel out of it's teat. Hollywood today is driven largely by sequels and reboots and cinematic universes. Maybe in 5 or 10 years we will see a remake. Sometimes though, lightning can only strike once.

Hardcore Henry (Zero Stars)

It takes a very special kind of movie to warrant a zero star rating: one that lacks any semblance of artistic endeavor or passion. Hardcore Henry is that movie, and assuredly one of the worst movies I have seen in my life. The plot is laughable, the characters undefined, the visual look of the film something The Blair Witch Project would have turned down for being too confusing.

The film itself is borderline unwatchable due to it's first-person camera technique, putting you in the viewpoint of Henry, a man who may or may not be the most boring cinematic character to ever roam the silver screen (despite blowing up people's heads like most people might pop a roll of bubble wrap). The shakiness is to the point where I found myself completely lost in a blur attempting to discern who is fighting who and what exactly the purpose of my life to this point has been. The gunfighting, bloody as can be, was tedious and beyond all levels of taste.

Strapping a camera to the face of a stuntman who clearly has no idea how to film a movie, I found myself bored to the point of wandering out to the theater's bathroom (an AMC chain in downtown Chicago). I was surprised to discover a fully remodeled washroom with a warm, inviting glow and beautiful wood detailing on the bathroom stalls. The bathroom was unoccupied aside from me (most peope don't go to the movies at 1:45pm on a Thursday), so I had time to enjoy the quiet and hum to myself quietly while doing my business. Even the faucet was full of amazing detail and practicality. After using the soap dispenser, I realized the sink itself had a hand dryer installed directly beneath the flow of water. It was quite literally one-stop-shopping for my hand washing. No more dripping hands while I clumsily attempt to walk across the bathroom to some paper towels. Genius.

What was I talking about again? Oh yeah, the movie sucks.


Friday, February 19, 2016

The Witch (****1/2)

The Witch (VVitch) is one goddamned scary movie, and it's not because of cheap thrills and jump-cuts galore. This is a movie that buries itself deep into your psyche, slowly builds up as a monster movie as well as something along the lines of a psychological thriller. In an era when it seems like horror has little more to contribute, here comes a movie that packs a punch comparable to great modern films like The Babadook.

It's an undated time when America is barely colonized. A small family is banished from the city for religious betrayal or some such thing. It's hard to know for sure especially as the opening shot is of the magistrates of the town sentencing the family to leave at once. We see the reactions of the father's children. They are young, confused, willing to follow their parents and yet unsure of what the implications are. With little more than a wagon loaded, the family departs and sets up a small farm on the edge of a dark forest. Al is well.

If you have seen the trailer, you know the general feel of the film. What surprised me was how quickly the film jumped into the thick of the terror, as the infant baby is kidnapped before their oldest daughter's eyes. Perhaps it was a wolf, and through frantic searches, they give up hope as the baby is known to be dead by either animals or hunger. The next-youngest, a set of twins who playfully run throughout the farm, claim to know stories of 'the witch of the wood.' It's laughed off.

When I recall to mind great horror movies, I think of moments that catch you off guard, where you as an audience member are generally frightened for what is about to happen. These movies follow no cliched plotlines nor are they predictable by any means. In The Witch, I was led on a journey that was so terrifying if only because the audience knows something that the family does not: there is a witch, indeed.

Our first introduction to her is a scene so disturbing and eerie that my mouth hung open the entire scene. It's not long after the baby goes missing. There are a few shots as we see the witch mostly in shadows, as she goes about business that takes fear to a new level. The imagery coupled with some extremely Kubrick-ian music (think 2001: A Space Odyssey), this becomes a film so drenched with tone and darkness that it draws your attention even in the quietest of scenes.

I really don't want to say too much more about the story, except that the family grows to suspect the eldest daughter for a variety of coincidental reasons. Though we know there is a satanic force lurking in the trees, the majority of the films turns inward as we watch a family devoted to God unravel with suspicion and fear. It's a believable family, with the father a kind and compassionate man, his wife God-fearing and unhinged, and children that are raised to know little more than good versus evil and His Holy Word.

Robert Eggers directed and wrote the film in an astonishing debut as a filmmaker. There is a confidence in his style that already feels like it comes from a master. The performances he draws out of his small cast (especially the children) are remarkable, and at times this feels like a movie that is already a classic in the horror genre. My sole concerns (and deductions in the rating) come from the film's ending, one that feels cheap and unneeded for a movie so layered with style. It's a film that uses no special effects until the very last moments, and even then, was it really necessary? The final moments also contain a reveal that shows the truth hidden throughout the entire film, and even then, perhaps a bit of ambiguity wouldn't have hurt.

The Babadook. It Follows. The Witch. Year after year we have seen a select group of films that simply redefine psychological horror, and they are few and far between. The trailers beforehand included two or three movies billed as being scary yet appear to be little more than slasher films with buckets of gore and fake blood. When will filmmakers learn that it isn't blood that frightens an audience, it is the unknown. Do not miss this movie.

Deadpool (*1/2)

Deadpool comes from a place rooted in Marvel-mania and geekdom. The entire premise seems like one born from the want of fans to have it so, and in fact much of the content of the movie suggests it by winking at the camera at every possible opportunity. It has already been a massive box office success, and as of February 17th it has nearly a 9.0 on imdb. I didn’t enter the film with high expectations (similar to my feelings about Guardians of the Galaxy) so I can’t say I was surprised to realize the film is an utter let-down.

It seems like Marvel is making a new movie every few months or so, and it seems like an easy chore for them to dish out a movie, throw in a couple recognizable characters, and watch the cash come rolling in. The wackier the story, the ‘bigger chance’ it was to make, but have they ever had a true flop? The comic book world has impregnated our psyche, whether you have read them or not. Everyone wants to be in the ‘know.’

Deadpool seems to be a response to Guardians, following an unlikely ‘superhero’ (Ryan Reynolds) as he casually jokes through a plot that would otherwise be full of immense peril. When Chris Pratt challenged the evil galaxy-ruler guy to a dance off at the climax of Guardians, it felt funny and fresh. When Deadpool stops in a battle to look at the camera and mention a joke about Hugh Jackman’s Wolverine, I just sighed. There’s a self-awareness throughout the film that simply removed me from the movie. At one point, Reynolds remarks “don’t make my costume CGI” as he begins his superhero transformation (a painful reference to his Green Lantern stint). This is like a grown-up Airplane parody, where characters know they are acting and the good guy never misses his target no matter how far away he is with the gun. Most people I have talked to describe this movie as a fresh comedy. I saw it as a parody a bit too on-the-nose.

Knowing nothing about Deadpool/Wade going in, of course we had to trudge through a backstory filled with sex and jokes and throwaway characters that all culminate in the creation of his costume, stitched at home of course (red hides the blood better). We learn that though he fell in love, Deadpool was diagnosed with cancer and left the woman he loved in order to find a cure. What he found as well was a new power of rejuvenation, strength, and witty one-liners.

Let’s be honest: Ryan Reynolds is an attractive guy. Ladies love him and guys want to be him. Besides this, his role in this film just falls flat. Through narration, breaking the 4th wall, voice-over, and cutaways, all I wanted was for him to shut up. Sometimes, a simple action scene is cool in itself without being littered with gags and humor and comedy, oh my! Playing the comedian, of course the rest of the cast (a couple of X-Men I have never heard of that were apparently the only ones available for the shoot) plays it straight, gawking at the absurdity of Deadpool’s light-heartedness and trying to convince him to just shut up and focus on the task at hand. The task at hand (defeating the villain – what else?) is a cookie-cutter plot that is as predictable as we would expect. I mentioned he is aided by some of the X-Men, so it should come as no surprise that Deadpool comments on the fact that studios couldn’t afford more recognizable actors for some quick cameos…

You can tell the filmmakers were trying to be original (an opening credits scene that is nothing but puns and in-jokes: “directed by someone who was paid too much,” “starring the sexist man in America,” etc. If that’s comedy, then I’m sorry I didn’t laugh. If the fanboys are happy with the film, then I’m sure the Marvel Studio is pleased. Perhaps in a year or two when they release Deadpool II, they can work out the kinks that weighted this film down. For a movie so highly regarded as a hip romantic comedy, boy was I bored.




Tuesday, February 16, 2016

Final Oscar Predictions (in ALL 24 categories)

Since beginning of this site over 5 years ago, it is safe to say that there has been no more unpredictable year than this one! Prior to this weekend's BAFTA's (and even still considering that they failed to predict last year's Birdman victory), the race was wide open, with any of 3-4 films completely viable choices. With the recent surge amongst the guilds, we had no single film emerge as a front-runner (DGA, PGA, SAG.... though we will admit that both Spotlight and Big Short also won the WGA awards), it's a year unlike most in recent history. Who will win? Let's go down the list...







BEST PICTURE
The last year the big guild awards were evenly split between 3 films was 2004, when Million Dollar Baby won the DGA, Sideways won the SAG, and The Aviator won PGA. (In 2013 there was a split 3-ways between Gravity, American Hustle, and 12 Years a Slave, though the PGA tied between Slave and Gravity). Who's the front-runner? Logic says The Big Short, as the PGA has been right the past 8 years and uses the same voting system as the academy, and the political tone is perfect during the election year. Logic also says The Revenant, which won the DGA (but think of all that's going against it: the director just won last year, it's missing a screenplay nomination, and it's extremely brutal). Besides Brokeback Mountain, no film in recent history has LOST Best Picture after winning both that coveted BAFTA and DGA award. General support with 12 nominations is a good sign as well. This will truly be a photo finish.

1. The Revenant
2. The Big Short
3. Spotlight
4. Mad Max: Fury Road
5. Room
6. The Martian
7. Brooklyn
8. Bridge of Spies



BEST ACTOR
The narrative in this category has shifted dramatically this season, going from a near-lock for Michael Fassbender to a 100% lock for Leonardo DiCaprio. We can attribute this shift to a) the box office failures of Steve Jobs, b) the critical success of The Revenant, and perhaps most importantly, c) the surge in support for Leo to finally win his Oscar. It helps his case that the Revenant is the only Best Picture nominee in the bunch (does The Martian really count?), and it helps that he has swept all the major acting awards up until this point. Who's to say it's the 'better' performance, but it's clear that people feel his time has come. 

1. Leonardo DiCaprio (The Revenant)
2. Michael Fassbender (Steve Jobs)
3. Bryan Cranston (Trumbo)
4. Eddie Redmayne (The Danish Girl)
5. Matt Damon (The Martian)



BEST ACTRESS
It's a bit upsetting seeing the complete sweep for Brie Larson in Room. This is not to say she isn't a fantastic actress, but her success led to a performance like Saoirse Ronan in Brooklyn to go nearly unnoticed all season. Where Larson was missing in the last half of her film, Ronan carried her film strongly from start to finish and (in both Maureen and John's humble opinions) gave the year's best female performance. It would make for a show-stopping upset, but it's unrealistic to predict anyone except Larson at this point. 

1. Brie Larson (Room)
2. Saoirse Ronan (Brooklyn)
3. Cate Blanchett (Carol)
4. Charlotte Rampling (45 Years)
5. Jennifer Lawrence (Joy)



BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR
This is the most unconventional category of the year. Stallone won the Globe to rapturous applause, and yet he was snubbed by both SAG and BAFTA (where Idris Elba and Mark Rylance won, respectively). It is possible that #OscarsSoWhite helped Elba win his prize while becoming the first SAG winner not nominated for an Oscar. Rylance gives a heartfelt though muted performance, albeit in a Best Picture nominee, and Christian Bale is on the opposite end of the spectrum in terms of boisterousness. It's hard to comprehend, but Stallone has the support, and seems virtually unstoppable. An upset is possible (and would make sense), but perhaps here, like with DiCaprio, the passion vote will win in the end. 

1. Sylvester Stallone (Creed)
2. Mark Rylance (Bridge of Spies)
3. Christian Bale (The Big Short)
4. Mark Ruffalo (Spotlight)
5. Tom Hardy (The Revenant)



BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS
Alicia v. Kate. Kate v. Alicia... It's true they have both split the prizes this year (Winslet winning Globe and BAFTA, Alicia winning SAG). With the shuffling of Alicia from supporting to lead, it's been a rare occasion for the two women to actually come head-to-head. The one match-up they had (at the SAG Awards) was when we saw Alicia pull through victorious, hence our belief that she is the stronger candidate. Seeing Kate and Leo win Oscars on the same night seems nearly too delicious a concept to imagine, but we have to stick with our boring front-runner (a virtual copy of Jennifer Connelly's performance in A Beautiful Mind) and cross fingers for a potential upset!

1. Alicia Vikander (The Danish Girl)
2. Kate Winslet (Steve Jobs)
3. Rooney Mara (Carol)
4. Rachel McAdams (Spotlight)
5. Jennifer Jason Leigh (The Hateful Eight)



BEST DIRECTOR
The race has been all over the place, but let's repeat a tried and true statement: it is simply FOOLISH to bet against the DGA. This year, they awarded Alejandro Inarritu for a record back-to-back win. That's the end of that race folks, and as this award historically is nearly a perfect barometer for Director and Picture, you can understand our confidence in this historic soon-to-be victory. 

1. Alejandro G Inarritu (The Revenant)
2. George Miller (Mad Max: Fury Road)
3. Adam McKay (The Big Short)
4. Tom McCarthy (Spotlight)
5. Lenny Abrahamson (Room)



BEST ADAPTED SCREENPLAY
Our front-runners for most of the season were Spotlight and The Big Short, two films that (as we see it) will have to settle for one award each: screenplay. Luckily they don't compete in the same category. With The Big Short, Adam McKay's zany directorial achievement was also one of the year's best written films, and he will receive his consolation prize in this category.

*Side note, assuming Revenant wins, it will be only the third film in history to win Best Picture while being snubbed in the writing categories (The Sound of Music in 1965 and Titanic were the first two)

1. The Big Short (Adam McKay & Charles Randolph)
2. Room (Emma Donague)
3. The Martian (Drew Goddard)
4. Carol (Phillys Nagy)
5. Brooklyn (Nick Hornby)



BEST ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY
... likewise in Original Screenplay, the only realistic winner is Tom McCarthy's screenplay (and don't forget he directed it, too). This will be his consolation prize and likely the only Oscar for one of the year's very best films. It's too bad that the Spotlight will be largely forgotten come Oscar night, but it will be a richly deserved win for the film in this category. 

1. Spotlight (Tom McCarthy & Josh Singer)
2. Bridge of Spies (Matt Charman, Joel Coen, and Ethan Coen)
3. Inside Out (Pete Docter, Meg LeFauve, Josh Cooley, and Ronnie del Carmen)
4. Ex Machina (Alex Garland)
5. Straight Outta Compton (Jonathan Herman, Andrea Berloff, S. Leigh)



BEST EDITING
Had Big Short retained more momentum following it's PGA win (it still has a very good chance to win Best Picture mind you), this would be an easy winner (especially considering a Best Picture needs three total wins, just because that's what always happens). With Revenant moving to the spotlight (no pun intended) over Short, it seems like an easier vote for Mad Max's relentless action and pace. Just to clarify: Mad Max is the front-runner because it's the most heavily-edited film and Big Short is no longer a presumed Best Picture winner. If you see The Big Short win this category, you better believe it's about to win Best Picture. This is the category to watch. 

1. Mad Max: Fury Road
2. The Big Short
3. The Revenant
4. Star Wars: The Force Awakens
5. Spotlight



BEST COSTUME DESIGN
BAFTA went with Mad Max's minimal wardrobes (half the people are barely wearing pants). Cinderella is on everyone's radar for having the flashiest costumes. Carol is nominated just because it's a period piece. The Revenant used that bear skin effectively and the costumes had so many layers (a *lot* of costume is all you need, right?). I have a hunch that The Danish Girl's memorable pieces could serve as an upset to Cinderella, simply because a film rarely wins costumes when it's the sole nomination. If people are just checking off everything for Max, then maybe that will win? Or The Revenant? Maybe even Carol? Someone help.

1. Cinderella
2. The Danish Girl
3. Mad Max: Fury Road
4. The Revenant
5. Carol



BEST PRODUCTION DESIGN
The second I saw the massive spinning wheels in the Citadel, I knew Mad Max had this award in the bag. This was also the nomination that showed such wide support for The Revenant (the only real constructed set was a small army post seen for 1/4th of the film's run time) and was an early indicator it could win Best Picture. The Martian probably has the best shot at a victory in this category, with it's vaguely-futuristic sets both on Earth and in space, but for us, Max has little competition.

1. Mad Max: Fury Road
2. The Martian
3. The Revenant
4. Bridge of Spies
5. The Danish Girl



BEST CINEMATOGRAPHY
It's a difficult choice between the two leaders of the pack (did we mention that both Mad Max & Revenant received nominations in EVERY technical category, a feat only achieved by 5 other films in Oscar history?). On one hand, Max was filmed as a colorful and bleak world. Revenant was simply otherworldly. We have been wrong about Lubezki winning in the past (Tree of Life, don't remind us), but now that he has finally broken the losing curse and won (the past 2 consecutive years, no less), he's an easy prediction for what audiences generally agree is the most incredible aspect of the film. Mad Max serves as a very real spoiler regardless of Revenant winning the guild, and of course, poor Roger Deakins will have to wait at least one more year.

1. The Revenant
2. Mad Max: Fury Road
3. Sicario
4. Carol
5. The Hateful Eight



BEST MAKEUP & HAIRSTYLING
While drafting this list, it seemed best to start with the 'easy' categories, but even with makeup, we have the difficult choice between Revenant's gory bear wounds and just about everything else in Mad Max. When in doubt, go for the grander scale (and note that Revenant was snubbed by the according guild). 

1. Mad Max: Fury Road
2. The Revenant
3. The 100-Year-Old Man Who Climbed Out the Window and Disappeared



BEST ANIMATED FEATURE
Earlier in the year Anomalisa seemed like it could be a spoiler and become the first 'adult' themed film to win this category. Nonsense. Pixar's best film in years will be duly rewarded. (Also note it's screenplay nomination... there's widespread love for this film.)

1. Inside Out
2. Anomalisa
3. When Marnie Was There
4. Boy & the World
5. Shaun the Sheep Movie



BEST ANIMATED SHORT
Pixar has won this category in the past, and Sanjay's Super Team was hailed as one of the better short films in recent years. For voters, the simple act of sitting down and watching these films will cement the winner as Don Hertzfeldt's World of Tomorrow, a tragic and dark film that strikes all the right tones. 

1. World of Tomorrow
2. Sanjay's Super Team
3. We Can't Live Without the Cosmos
4. Bear Story
5. Prologue



BEST ORIGINAL SCORE
Aside from a few notable snubs (Inside Out, Room, Steve Jobs), this is a solid lineup excluding John William's recycled Star Wars score - love for the film will likely earn him votes regardless. As Roger Deakins is for cinematography (13 losses after this year), Thomas Newman is the perennial loser for music (this would also be his 13th loss). He has his best shot in years, having composed the music for Bridge of Spies: the rare Spielberg film lacking John William's work. It a boisterous, haunting score that will bode well with voters, but Ennio Morricone has the momentum from his Golden Globe/BAFTA win to earn a lifetime achievement award on his first nomination (cue "The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly" theme here). 

1. The Hateful Eight (Ennio Morricone)
2. Bridge of Spies (Thomas Newman)
3. Star Wars : The Force Awakens (John Williams)
4. Carol (Carter Burwell)
5. Sicario (Johann Johannsson)



BEST ORIGINAL SONG
A complete tossup. The most notable films in contention is 50 Shades of Grey, and there are 2 little-seen documentaries in the group. Yikes. Bond won the Globe, but it fails to measure up to a song like Skyfall. Simple Song #3 is the rare classical nominee (has a song like this ever been nominated??). It's unprecedented, so perhaps there's a chance. Our bets, however, are on Lady Gaga's work for The Hunting Ground. She performed at last year's Oscars to a standing ovation, and it feels like the Academy would be welcome in adding her name to their roster of musical winners. She is having quite the year already - it wouldn't surprise us if Oscar jumps on the bandwagon.

1. 'Til It Happens To You' (The Hunting Ground)
2. 'Simple Song #3' (Youth)
3. 'Writings on the Wall' (Spectre)
4. 'Manta Ray' (Racing Extinction)
5. 'Earned It' (50 Shades of Grey)



BEST FOREIGN LANGUAGE FILM
Holocaust? Check. Are we missing anything?

1. Son of Saul
2. Embrace the Serpent
3. Mustang
4. A War
5. Theeb



BEST VISUAL EFFECTS
Here's where that Revenant/Mad Max face off gets a bit more complicated. The rule of thumb in this category is: Best Picture nominee? Winner. There has yet to be a year in which TWO go head to head, and there is merit in both films (that incredible bear scene and Mad Max's dust storm come to mind). While Revenant wins simply on the "how did they do that?" vote, Mad Max has overall received more support from guilds (where Revenant was oftentimes snubbed altogether). 

1. Mad Max: Fury Road
2. The Revenant
3. Star Wars: The Force Awakens
4. Ex Machina
5. The Martian



BEST SOUND MIXING
Of the two sound awards, this is the trickier pick, since there is precedence for the categories splitting. The Revenant owes so much of it's power to the layered soundtrack of ghostly voices and deep brooding music, HOWEVER.... Mad Max has been cited as one of the best action films ever made, and when there are loud explosions and bangs and whatnot, that's typically where you should be putting your money. Our gut feeling is that the categories will split between the two popular nominees, with Revenant winning but Max serving as a very real spoiler. (Can there please be a tie...?)

1. The Revenant
2. Mad Max: Fury Road
3. Star Wars: The Force Awakens
4. The Martian
5. Bridge of Spies



BEST SOUND EDITING
Unlike mixing, Editing seems like a locked decision for all of Max's explosions, engines, and silences. Revenant comes in dead last due to the category's time-honored tradition to pick loud action over birds and bees. This is one of the few categories where quality filmmaking comes second, and they will sooner pick a bad movie with good sound over a good movie with okay sound (Pearl Harbor has won this award, for example...).

1. Mad Max: Fury Road
2. Star Wars: The Force Awakens
3. The Martian
4. Sicario
5. The Revenant



BEST DOCUMENTARY
Musical documentaries have had recent success, and more recently we have seen an influx of 'uplifting' films winning over darker fare. While Amy seems like a viable front-runner, there is competition from The Look of Silence, a sequel of sorts to The Act of Killing (the documentary we had predicted to win just 3 years ago). General consensus goes with the popular vote, so Amy it is. 

1. Amy
2. The Look of Silence
3. What Happened, Miss Simone?
4. Cartel Land
5. Winter on Fire: Ukraine's Fight for Freedom



BEST DOCUMENTARY SHORT
The Last Day of Freedom is actually an animated short film in the style of a documentary (nonfiction, of course), but given it's context surrounding racism (especially in a year when the Oscars have a hashtag called #OscarsSoWhite) it seems like an easy victory for the Academy to bestow in an attempt to deal with the controversy. 

1. Last Day of Freedom
2. A Girl in the River: The Price of Freedom
3. Body Team 12
4. Claude Lanzmann: Spectres of the Shoah
5. Chau, Beyond the Lines



BEST LIVE ACTION SHORT
Ave Maria has the appeal of a comedy that balances religion with timely issues. While this category tends to go towards more heavy-handed options, it's a charmer (from what I hear) that should pick up lots of votes just for being the odd one in the bunch. 

1. Ave Maria
2. Day One
3. Everything Will Be Okay
4. Stutterer
5. Shok



Final Predicted tallies:
Mad Max: 5
The Revenant: 5


*assuming we are correct, this could be the first year since 1996 where only 2 films win multiple awards!!