OUR RATING SYSTEM
(*****) = do NOT miss! This one is as good as they come.
(****) = Fantastic - It's worth the price of the ticket (and then some).
(***) = Average - Nothing really bad, nothing really spectacular...
(**) = Perhaps you should find another movie to see.
(*) =
The bottom of the barrel. It would be hard to find something less entertaining or more unworthy of your time.



Maureen
(Mo) holds a PhD in marine geophysics (Dr. Maureen, to you) and works for the U.S. Geological Survey in Santa Cruz, CA. Maureen enjoys the outdoors (skiing, swimming, hiking, camping), dogs, cooking, singing, getting into (and out of) uncomfortable situations, and most importantly, watching quality movies. She makes a point of seeing as many Oscar-nominated films as possible each year and (correctly) predicting the winners. Her role on this blog is primarily as an advisor, collaborator, and "chime in"-er.

John (Jo) holds a Bachelor's Degree in Nursing, as well as a Bachelor of Arts degree in Film Studies. He currently lives in Chicago, Illinois and works as a nurse. His one true obsession in life is movies... The good, the bad, and everything in between. Other than that, he is busy caring for his cat, painting, writing, exploring Chicago, and debating on whether or not to worship Tilda Swinton as a deity. John is the master and commander and primary author of this blog.

Tuesday, December 11, 2012

Hope Springs (Jo *1/2)

Hope Springs is an alarmingly misguided film. A story about two lovers lost in the midst of a flat marriage, the story follows predictable curves with little originality to become of the years most confused romantic comedies (or dramas?). Here are two stars in the golden years of their careers, yet not even the talent they bring to such a project is able to provide reasonable redemption.

We see a husband. And his wife. She makes his breakfast every morning, while he reads the paper. They have dinner together, he falls asleep in front of the TV, then they part ways to sleep in their own bedrooms for the night. Here is a film that makes observations about what it expects married life is like, yet makes no assertions of its own. We as an audience are not watching a film made by story tellers, rather a film that is content to just sit and watch what the script provides.

On a whim, Kay (Meryl Streep) reads a book about successful marriages and books a therapy weekend with the author (an uninspired Steve Carrell). Finally convincing her husband, Arnold (Tommy Lee Jones) to come with, the film settles into clunky scenes of therapy while we are supposed to find Tommy Lee Jones talking about oral sex amusing. The comedy employed is simply flat, and the dramatic moments are equally stiff.

As with any summer movie starring Meryl Streep, the ending is happy (though I won't spoil anymore here). Streep, fresh off her Oscar win for The Iron Lady, gets a pass here. The actors try their best, but there is nothing in Hope Springs that excited or amused me, even in the slightest. This was one movie I wish I didn't feel obligated to have seen.

(Awards potential: No awards potential)

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