OUR RATING SYSTEM
(*****) = do NOT miss! This one is as good as they come.
(****) = Fantastic - It's worth the price of the ticket (and then some).
(***) = Average - Nothing really bad, nothing really spectacular...
(**) = Perhaps you should find another movie to see.
(*) =
The bottom of the barrel. It would be hard to find something less entertaining or more unworthy of your time.



Maureen
(Mo) holds a PhD in marine geophysics (Dr. Maureen, to you) and works for the U.S. Geological Survey in Santa Cruz, CA. Maureen enjoys the outdoors (skiing, swimming, hiking, camping), dogs, cooking, singing, getting into (and out of) uncomfortable situations, and most importantly, watching quality movies. She makes a point of seeing as many Oscar-nominated films as possible each year and (correctly) predicting the winners. Her role on this blog is primarily as an advisor, collaborator, and "chime in"-er.

John (Jo) holds a Bachelor's Degree in Nursing, as well as a Bachelor of Arts degree in Film Studies. He currently lives in Chicago, Illinois and works as a nurse. His one true obsession in life is movies... The good, the bad, and everything in between. Other than that, he is busy caring for his cat, painting, writing, exploring Chicago, and debating on whether or not to worship Tilda Swinton as a deity. John is the master and commander and primary author of this blog.

Tuesday, April 23, 2013

The Place Beyond the Pines (Jo***1/2)

How does one begin a review covering a film nearly 3 hours long, dealing with 3 distinct chapters, covering years, many characters, and a variety of emotions? I'm not sure. One thing is for sure, Derek Cianfrance (the director) has definitely improved upon his last cinematic venture, the pretentious bore 'Blue Valentine.' Perhaps 'Pines' gets too wrapped up in its own head, perhaps it tried too hard to achieve something that was much simpler that we believed. Or, perhaps here is one of the year's greatest movies, I just haven't realized it.

The story begins with Luke (Gosling), a circus performer and motorcycle enthusiast, who discovers he fathered a child with Romina, a one-night stand during his last visit. Luke, shocked by the situation and at a loss for memories of his own father, decides to quit his job to support the child. Of course when all other plans dry up, he resorts to bank-robbing.

The next chapter then begins with Avery Cross (Bradley Cooper), a cop who catches Luke in the act. He becomes a local hero of sorts, injured in the line of fire, himself with a child of similar age. During his off time, he discovers the corruption within the city's police system, and battling with his own personal demons, faces the criticism of his friends and coworkers to resolve the issue.

And the final chapter: fifteen years later, when we follow Luke and Avery's sons meeting up in the most coincidental fashion ever. The story wraps up slowly, building in pace to nothing more than a motorcycle riding off on the horizon. As much as the plot guides the narrative, the story points to a move character-driven piece, examining motives and feelings and actions.

The film is beautifully shot, impressively acted (with Cooper outdoing his most recent Oscar-nominated performance in 'Silver Linings Playbook'), though I can't help but get lost in the script. As we see in one of the first shots of the film, Luke rides in a motorcycle cage, narrowly dodging the other 2 stunt performers. In many ways this could be interpreted as the plot, itself (which I'm sure is the case - how much more literal could they have made it?). But as exciting as the sight is, wouldn't it be more exciting to see a crash? We are tempted with the idea of a collision, but fail to be rewarded. This is not to say that I think the film required more action. On the contrary, the film succeeded on it's quiet notes and observational camerawork. Maybe the film needed a bit more cohesion: a movie with 3 parts that actually felt like part of a whole, not three short films hastily assembled together.

(Awards potential: Best Actor (Cooper), Best Supporting Actor (Gosling, Dane DeHaan), Best Supporting Actress (Mendes), Best Original Screenplay, Best Cinematography, Best Original Score)

Identity Thief (Jo**)

Identity Thief represents a seeming standard of today's comedies. What may have originated with The Hangover, today humor seems to be veered towards crime, violence, and an ever-increasing amount of subplot. Sure, there were some laughs to be found at the Melissa McCarthy/Jason Bateman pairing, but this is a movie that mostly fell flat on its face.

With the tagline 'She's having the time of his life,' and the popularity of McCarthy, you think this film would be a rousing success. Alas, we find a movie that snoozes when it should excel. Bateman works in a law firm, has a feminine first name (Sandy, funny maybe the first 2 times), and gets his identity stolen by McCarthy (Diana, or whatever her real name is). Bateman decides to travel to Florida to physically bring her back to face justice, thus hilarity ensues.

I have to admire McCarthy, especially, who delivers a performance of surprising depth considering the subject matter, though her story is trapped in a movie that works better as a jigsaw puzzle than a coherent story. Diana is pursued for some reason by the Mexican Mafia, as well as a hick bounty hunter (played by Robert Patrick), though these subplots really never pay off for better or worse.

And that's about it. Sorry to be brief, but I would feel better committing my time towards something other than this review.

General consensus? Wait for RedBox.

(Awards potential: No awards potential)