OUR RATING SYSTEM
(*****) = do NOT miss! This one is as good as they come.
(****) = Fantastic - It's worth the price of the ticket (and then some).
(***) = Average - Nothing really bad, nothing really spectacular...
(**) = Perhaps you should find another movie to see.
(*) =
The bottom of the barrel. It would be hard to find something less entertaining or more unworthy of your time.



Maureen
(Mo) holds a PhD in marine geophysics (Dr. Maureen, to you) and works for the U.S. Geological Survey in Santa Cruz, CA. Maureen enjoys the outdoors (skiing, swimming, hiking, camping), dogs, cooking, singing, getting into (and out of) uncomfortable situations, and most importantly, watching quality movies. She makes a point of seeing as many Oscar-nominated films as possible each year and (correctly) predicting the winners. Her role on this blog is primarily as an advisor, collaborator, and "chime in"-er.

John (Jo) holds a Bachelor's Degree in Nursing, as well as a Bachelor of Arts degree in Film Studies. He currently lives in Chicago, Illinois and works as a nurse. His one true obsession in life is movies... The good, the bad, and everything in between. Other than that, he is busy caring for his cat, painting, writing, exploring Chicago, and debating on whether or not to worship Tilda Swinton as a deity. John is the master and commander and primary author of this blog.

Sunday, July 26, 2015

Trainwreck (*1/2)

It’s rare to find a comedy with a certain level of insight and jokes that are actually funny, especially one that is female-driven. Perhaps that’s why “Trainwreck” was billed as a follow-up to “Bridesmaids,” that clever film from a few years back that was full of creativity and craft. I think most people are going to see this film in the hopes that it follows in the same line of absurd humor and characters, and what a shame that for all those reasons it is a movie that falls flat across the board. 

You know your film is in trouble when the opening scene remains the best scene once the credits role (not to mention the only scene I could remember in detail, no less). We open on a divorced father describing monogamy to his two young girls by putting it in relatable terms. “You wouldn’t want to play with one doll for the rest of your life, would you?” “Wouldn’t you want to play with your doll’s friend every now and again?”

Cut to present day, when Amy (Amy Schumer) is an alcoholic, sex-addicted woman who works for a Cosmopolitan-type magazine and casually dates a beef-cake named Steven (John Cena). While she uses Steven as a date to the movies, she takes guys home to sleep with to fulfill some carnal wishes and apparently appease her father’s initial remarks.

Assigned to write a story about sports which she playfully knows nothing about, Amy meets a sports doctor named Aaron (Bill Hader), an awkwardly-lanky gentleman who is shy and inexperienced with women at times and open to exploring sexuality at others. One drunk night they sleep together, and from there the film takes a left turn into messy and oftentimes nonsensical territory.

As a romantic couple, Schumer and Hader could not be a more awkward pair. Their chemistry is so forced that the film oftentimes felt like a satire on a more traditional romantic comedy. I found myself waiting for a punch line that never came. As characters, their motivations are entirely inconsistent. Take, for instance, the scene after their drunken hookup. Amy is avoiding his calls and texts because she doesn’t want to form a relationship, but the next time they meet, she admits to really liking him. To her sister, she admits “he’s different.” Why? Never once is her character developed to the point where her change of heart is recognized, and it left the story feeling more and more convoluted.

At times the story becomes emotional, like a scene at a funeral where Amy delivers an impassioned speech about a person she cared for dearly. It’s a heartfelt scene that feels out of place, since the entire time leading up to this moment has us believing that Amy is a self-centered person who didn’t care as much for this person as her speech would have us believe. Other moments featuring LeBron James, Tilda Swinton, and Matthew Broderick feel like unnecessary cameos solely for the sake of the audience being able to say “hey, I know who that is!”


With a run time of over 2 hours and a pace that felt like it would never end, “Trainwreck” ultimately became a fitting title for a movie with so much promise that ultimately crashed and burned in a pitiful sight.

(Awards potential: No)

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