OUR RATING SYSTEM
(*****) = do NOT miss! This one is as good as they come.
(****) = Fantastic - It's worth the price of the ticket (and then some).
(***) = Average - Nothing really bad, nothing really spectacular...
(**) = Perhaps you should find another movie to see.
(*) =
The bottom of the barrel. It would be hard to find something less entertaining or more unworthy of your time.



Maureen
(Mo) holds a PhD in marine geophysics (Dr. Maureen, to you) and works for the U.S. Geological Survey in Santa Cruz, CA. Maureen enjoys the outdoors (skiing, swimming, hiking, camping), dogs, cooking, singing, getting into (and out of) uncomfortable situations, and most importantly, watching quality movies. She makes a point of seeing as many Oscar-nominated films as possible each year and (correctly) predicting the winners. Her role on this blog is primarily as an advisor, collaborator, and "chime in"-er.

John (Jo) holds a Bachelor's Degree in Nursing, as well as a Bachelor of Arts degree in Film Studies. He currently lives in Chicago, Illinois and works as a nurse. His one true obsession in life is movies... The good, the bad, and everything in between. Other than that, he is busy caring for his cat, painting, writing, exploring Chicago, and debating on whether or not to worship Tilda Swinton as a deity. John is the master and commander and primary author of this blog.

Sunday, January 28, 2018

Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle (****)

To be honest, I don't remember a whole lot about 1995's "Jumanji" (with Robin Williams and Bonnie Hunt) aside from some scary monsters and a curiously dark tone. What little anticipation I had to see such a curious sequel over 20 years later is well earned; WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE is something so pure that I assume the original was trying to be: a comedy.

The board game from the first film is back, washed up on a beach in 1996 (I remember the kids disposed of it somehow in the first film, but was it really dumped in the sea?) and discovered by a gamer teen in 1996. 20 years later, the film jumps ahead to stories about this missing boy and the haunted house he used to live in.

We meet a gang of misfit teenagers who find themselves in detention for one reason or another (the setup is identical to last year's dismal Power Rangers). It's the usual crowd: the popular girl, the football jock, his geeky childhood friend, and a shy but defiant girl who would rather skip gym in favor of history. The kids discover the Jumanji game in the bowels of the school (now transformed into a video game for purposes of plot, nothing more) and as unlikely as it is, they enter the world only hinted of by Robin Williams before.

The movie is absurdly goofy, full of nonsensical lines of dialogue and characters. And yet it makes sense. The kids are transformed into their video game avatars (the geek becomes Dwayne Johnson, the jock becomes Kevin Hart, and the hottie hilariously becomes an overweight Jack Black). They essentially play the game from the introduction of the villains all the way through increasingly difficult levels and bosses. The movie aims for nothing more than to be a silly laugh, and boy does it work. It's clear the movie is only a vehicle to get big-named stars to appear (otherwise, why not have the actual kids journey through the adventure?), but in the end, who cares?


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